1 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:31,110 'Til death is filmed in front of a live studio audience. 2 00:00:32,430 --> 00:00:34,660 Hey,I'm headed into the kitchen. Want me to grab that? 3 00:00:34,670 --> 00:00:37,280 No. I'm holding onto the wine until they see that I brought it. 4 00:00:40,470 --> 00:00:41,750 What are you eating? 5 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:43,790 Turkey and pastrami on rye. 6 00:00:44,390 --> 00:00:45,570 I didn't see that anywhere. 7 00:00:45,580 --> 00:00:47,150 I got it out of the fridge. 8 00:00:49,180 --> 00:00:51,400 Are you a sociopath? 9 00:00:51,830 --> 00:00:52,940 You're at a birthday party. 10 00:00:52,950 --> 00:00:54,730 You eat the food that they serve. 11 00:00:54,740 --> 00:00:55,700 Joy. 12 00:00:57,880 --> 00:00:59,020 Look at this. 13 00:00:59,430 --> 00:01:01,370 And look at me. 14 00:01:03,300 --> 00:01:05,190 They're lucky I'm not eating the guests. 15 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:09,720 Do you guys mind writing down your favorite anecdote about steph? 16 00:01:09,870 --> 00:01:12,060 Well, I did walk in on her in the bathroom earlier, 17 00:01:12,070 --> 00:01:14,230 but that one's not for sharing. 18 00:01:15,410 --> 00:01:17,280 Here. Give me the card. 19 00:01:21,420 --> 00:01:23,170 "This is gay." 20 00:01:29,330 --> 00:01:31,500 There's gay people here. 21 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:34,220 Here. 22 00:01:34,610 --> 00:01:36,540 It was expensive. 23 00:01:41,590 --> 00:01:43,420 Are you eating my lunch for tomorrow? 24 00:01:43,430 --> 00:01:45,110 No. I brought this with me. 25 00:01:48,270 --> 00:01:49,590 Hey, hon. 26 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:51,200 Deb and mindy have to go. 27 00:01:51,210 --> 00:01:53,170 It's jell-o shot night at goose mcgill'S. 28 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:58,070 Hey, I bet bill cosby could have used a few jell-o shots when he was filming those commercials. 29 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:02,420 Now, kids, you got to tell your dad to get a job 30 00:02:02,650 --> 00:02:06,080 so you don't have to act to pay the rent. 31 00:02:11,250 --> 00:02:13,360 Jeff, is it ok if we bring the cake out now? 32 00:02:13,370 --> 00:02:15,300 We don't want to miss her blowing out her candles. 33 00:02:15,780 --> 00:02:17,600 All 25 of them! 34 00:02:18,020 --> 00:02:20,500 Oh, my god. You are so old! 35 00:02:20,510 --> 00:02:22,850 Remember your 21st birthday when those navy S. E. A. L. S 36 00:02:22,860 --> 00:02:24,730 snuck us back into their barracks? 37 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:31,660 Here. 38 00:02:31,670 --> 00:02:32,790 Uh, thank yoU. 39 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:36,220 Um, so--so it--it's kind of early for cake, isn't it? 40 00:02:36,230 --> 00:02:39,930 I mean, I thought that joy and I would be long-gone by then, huh? 41 00:02:40,580 --> 00:02:41,630 Listen. 42 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:45,430 You're not going to sing that happy birthday thing, are you? 43 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:46,290 Yeah. 44 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:47,480 Why, what's wrong? 45 00:02:48,220 --> 00:02:49,360 You'll see. 46 00:02:49,370 --> 00:03:00,060 Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you 47 00:03:00,580 --> 00:03:06,900 happy birthday, dear stephanie eee 48 00:03:10,180 --> 00:03:18,670 happy birthday to you 49 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:24,790 and many more! 50 00:03:26,430 --> 00:03:27,990 That was a fun party, huh? 51 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,010 Yeah. 52 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,670 Most of it. 53 00:03:32,860 --> 00:03:35,010 Want to have a little more fun? 54 00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:37,750 I do like fun. 55 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:46,560 Darling, you 56 00:03:46,930 --> 00:03:50,510 send me darling, 57 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:56,270 you send me honest, 58 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:59,210 you do honest, you do-- 59 00:04:00,270 --> 00:04:04,390 honest, you do whoa-- 60 00:04:04,890 --> 00:04:06,390 you know what? You know what? 61 00:04:06,660 --> 00:04:08,580 Let's talk, huh? 62 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:11,200 Dirty talk? 63 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:14,210 Dirty talk, clean talk. 64 00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:16,240 Something without a melody. 65 00:04:17,170 --> 00:04:18,390 What's going on? 66 00:04:19,220 --> 00:04:20,290 Honey. 67 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:27,270 There's this thing that you do, often in public. 68 00:04:28,580 --> 00:04:29,870 It's your singing. 69 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:31,230 My singing? 70 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:32,680 You think my singing is bad? 71 00:04:32,690 --> 00:04:34,680 No, it's spectacular. 72 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:36,940 Inappropriately so. 73 00:04:38,510 --> 00:04:42,350 You see, honey, you're an over-singer. 74 00:04:46,300 --> 00:04:49,820 Society has set a certain level of singing oh. 75 00:04:49,830 --> 00:04:52,370 Which is right about here, ok? 76 00:04:52,380 --> 00:04:53,420 You? 77 00:04:53,430 --> 00:04:55,330 You sing, you're, like, all up in here. 78 00:04:55,340 --> 00:04:56,310 This is your singing. 79 00:04:56,320 --> 00:05:00,380 It's like you swallowed mariah carey, all right? 80 00:05:00,930 --> 00:05:03,720 Take tonight, for example. 81 00:05:03,730 --> 00:05:08,420 Everyone sang happy birthday in nice, inside voices. 82 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:12,710 You sang it like you were auditioning for wicked. 83 00:05:13,770 --> 00:05:18,030 Listen, I have a big, powerful, beautiful voice. 84 00:05:18,510 --> 00:05:20,960 I think my singing was the highlight of that party. 85 00:05:20,970 --> 00:05:22,850 I did a freakin' key change! 86 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:25,120 People love that! 87 00:05:25,130 --> 00:05:28,720 Ok. Again, people in the audience at wicked. 88 00:05:29,850 --> 00:05:31,230 You know, for a straight guy, 89 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:33,720 you're throwing a lot of wicked references around. 90 00:05:35,890 --> 00:05:40,630 All righ I am just trying to spare you from embarrassing yourself in the future. 91 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:43,600 Are you worried about me embarrassing me, or me embarrassing you? 92 00:05:43,610 --> 00:05:46,210 Must they be mutually exclusive? 93 00:05:47,410 --> 00:05:50,540 Boy, you actively don't want sex tonight. 94 00:05:50,870 --> 00:05:51,870 And you know what? 95 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:53,130 I do have to say that's another thing. 96 00:05:53,140 --> 00:05:55,970 When you're trying to seduce a man-- 97 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:59,070 when I am trying to seduce a man? 98 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:03,420 Eddie, when my earrings hit the dresser, you're oiled up from head to toe. 99 00:06:09,210 --> 00:06:14,260 When you're trying to seduce a man with song, 100 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:16,700 you don't just belt it out. 101 00:06:16,950 --> 00:06:19,900 You do it soft, kittenish. 102 00:06:19,910 --> 00:06:21,430 You understand? Like a kitten. 103 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:25,190 I understand what kittenish means, yes. 104 00:06:25,700 --> 00:06:27,490 Do you? 105 00:06:27,850 --> 00:06:29,290 You're a moron. 106 00:06:30,350 --> 00:06:35,060 Well, at least I don't scat the star spangled banner at high school basketball games. 107 00:06:35,070 --> 00:06:39,750 And the home of the 108 00:06:55,010 --> 00:06:56,720 Ok. 109 00:07:00,710 --> 00:07:02,110 Thanks for a great night. 110 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:03,930 Actually, you know what, honey? 111 00:07:03,940 --> 00:07:06,400 It's, uh-- it's not over yet. 112 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:09,820 I saved the best. 113 00:07:10,550 --> 00:07:11,490 For last. 114 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:13,280 Oh, my god! 115 00:07:15,980 --> 00:07:18,410 See, I know how much you've been wanting that watch. 116 00:07:19,020 --> 00:07:20,160 And now it's yours. 117 00:07:20,170 --> 00:07:21,700 Oh, I love you. 118 00:07:21,710 --> 00:07:24,010 I love you. I love you. Mwah! 119 00:07:25,460 --> 00:07:28,400 I should punch you right in your fat mouth. 120 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:31,600 Fat mouth, you're funny. 121 00:07:31,610 --> 00:07:32,890 Come on, campgirl. 122 00:07:32,900 --> 00:07:34,690 Let's get you some birthday sex. 123 00:07:34,700 --> 00:07:39,850 Jeff, you knew that I wanted this watch as a gift for when I finish my thesis. 124 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:41,460 Right. Yeah. Yeah, I know. 125 00:07:41,470 --> 00:07:43,790 I just thought I'd give it to you early, since-- 126 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:45,260 since you don't think I'm ever going to get my master's 127 00:07:45,270 --> 00:07:47,820 'cause you don't believe in me and you never did. 128 00:07:47,830 --> 00:07:50,820 I swear to god, since day one, 129 00:07:51,130 --> 00:07:54,760 you've been all up in my grill just 'cause I'm not done yet. 130 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:56,370 Look,I'm sorry, jeff. 131 00:07:56,380 --> 00:07:57,340 I'm not you. 132 00:07:57,350 --> 00:08:00,150 I'm not such a good speller I got to meet the president. 133 00:08:02,100 --> 00:08:04,140 Do you have any idea what writing a thesis involves? 134 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:06,600 Well, after observing you for the past year, 135 00:08:06,610 --> 00:08:08,840 I'm going to go with waking up at 11:00, 136 00:08:08,850 --> 00:08:10,130 eating cocoa krispies, 137 00:08:10,140 --> 00:08:12,830 and watching old episodes of dallas on soapnet. 138 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:15,840 You think I'm not working every day on this thing? 139 00:08:16,260 --> 00:08:17,270 Here. 140 00:08:17,820 --> 00:08:19,030 - Test me. - Oh, come on, steph. 141 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:21,230 Do it! Ask me anything about the french revolution. 142 00:08:22,930 --> 00:08:24,440 All right. Ok. 143 00:08:26,210 --> 00:08:27,940 When is bastille day? 144 00:08:33,460 --> 00:08:34,910 Ok. 145 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:38,930 It's also my mom's birthday. 146 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:45,080 It's also 10 days after july 4. 147 00:08:45,090 --> 00:08:47,060 July 14! I knew that! 148 00:08:47,820 --> 00:08:49,340 I am finishing my thesis! 149 00:08:49,350 --> 00:08:51,140 And you can take back your slap-in-the-face watch 150 00:08:51,150 --> 00:08:53,650 and the girly box it came in until I do! 151 00:08:53,660 --> 00:08:55,130 Ok. Fine. You know what? 152 00:08:55,380 --> 00:08:56,390 I'll do this. 153 00:08:56,400 --> 00:09:00,050 I'll hold onto it until you finish. You know? 154 00:09:00,310 --> 00:09:03,880 Maybe I'll even fly over in a jetpack, and then I'll give it to you, 155 00:09:03,890 --> 00:09:06,560 'cause that's how long in the future it's going to be. 156 00:09:06,570 --> 00:09:07,700 They're actually-- 157 00:09:07,710 --> 00:09:12,070 they're actually going to have jetpacks in the future when they do that. 158 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:14,960 You see--I hate when it sticks to itself! 159 00:09:25,700 --> 00:09:30,250 Um, why are deb and mindy sleeping on our couch? 160 00:09:30,260 --> 00:09:32,360 They drank too much at goose mcgill'S. 161 00:09:32,370 --> 00:09:35,560 The bartender found my birthday invitation on them and sent 'em here in a cab. 162 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:38,500 Ok. 163 00:09:38,510 --> 00:09:43,620 So my best friend from magic camp can't stay here for a long weekend, 164 00:09:44,140 --> 00:09:48,720 but we just roll out the red carpet for easy and easier? 165 00:09:52,070 --> 00:09:55,080 I can't believe you got her that watch. 166 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:57,560 Divorced at 21, right? 167 00:09:57,570 --> 00:09:59,040 That's a big surprise. 168 00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:01,190 What are you doing, honey? 169 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,580 Working on my thesis. 170 00:10:02,590 --> 00:10:04,030 Yeah, suck on that. 171 00:10:07,930 --> 00:10:10,040 Well, honey, that is great. 172 00:10:10,050 --> 00:10:10,740 Yeah. 173 00:10:10,750 --> 00:10:14,360 I just banged out 20 pages on the social burdens caused by huge war debt, 174 00:10:14,370 --> 00:10:18,010 made worse by the monarchy's military failures and general ineptitude. 175 00:10:18,020 --> 00:10:19,930 My girl's wicked smart! 176 00:10:21,810 --> 00:10:24,540 If I could just barf,I'd feel so much better. 177 00:10:26,980 --> 00:10:28,370 Oh, honey! 178 00:10:28,860 --> 00:10:30,690 I am so proud of you! 179 00:10:31,050 --> 00:10:31,840 And you know what? 180 00:10:31,850 --> 00:10:34,110 I know you were mad at me for getting you that watch, 181 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:37,540 but if that's what it took to light a fire under you, then I am not sorry. 182 00:10:40,810 --> 00:10:42,260 I'm sorry. 183 00:10:45,380 --> 00:10:46,380 Good morning. 184 00:10:46,710 --> 00:10:54,630 The best part of waking up is folger's in your cup 185 00:10:57,720 --> 00:11:00,420 ok. Obviously, this isn't over. 186 00:11:00,430 --> 00:11:03,570 Listen, joy, what I said last night about your singing-- 187 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,010 it was not a negative. 188 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:08,030 It was a positive, constructive thing. 189 00:11:10,380 --> 00:11:12,850 Think of me as your mirror. 190 00:11:12,860 --> 00:11:17,030 Now, you don't get angry at your mirror when you look at it in the morning and you see a blemish. 191 00:11:17,470 --> 00:11:20,450 So just check with me before leaving the house every day, 192 00:11:20,460 --> 00:11:21,920 and you'll be good to go. 193 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:29,240 So, you're going to be my mirror? 194 00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:30,370 Maybe I should be your mirror. 195 00:11:30,380 --> 00:11:33,330 If I needed a mirror, my love, you would be it. 196 00:11:33,340 --> 00:11:34,690 Oh, I think you need one. 197 00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:35,510 Oh, really? 198 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:36,370 How's that? 199 00:11:36,700 --> 00:11:39,100 Well, you do a lot of embarrassing stuff, too, you know. 200 00:11:39,110 --> 00:11:40,830 I mean, you tell those corny jokes. 201 00:11:41,090 --> 00:11:42,440 What corny jokes? 202 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:47,120 How about when we're on a curb, and a limo pulls up. You say. 203 00:11:47,130 --> 00:11:48,640 There's my ridE. 204 00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:55,180 Or when we're walking down the street and someone is approaching with flowers, you say. 205 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:57,080 You shouldn't have. 206 00:11:57,840 --> 00:11:59,370 Yeah. It's pretty brutal. 207 00:12:00,370 --> 00:12:03,500 Is it? Ok. Well,I'll take that under advisement. 208 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:04,820 Thank you. 209 00:12:04,830 --> 00:12:05,970 You're very welcome. 210 00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:08,390 And you know what? 211 00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:10,400 Since we're helping each other out. 212 00:12:10,410 --> 00:12:11,700 Yes? 213 00:12:11,710 --> 00:12:15,610 Let's talk about mount inappropriate. 214 00:12:21,220 --> 00:12:22,540 Ok. What about it? 215 00:12:22,550 --> 00:12:26,580 Well,I've noticed that it's hard for people to focus when having a conversation with you, 216 00:12:26,590 --> 00:12:30,590 what with the 2 bald-headed gentlemen struggling to get out of your shirt. 217 00:12:36,410 --> 00:12:38,070 Ok. 218 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:41,270 Can't really control what god gave me, now, can I? 219 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:42,150 No, you can'T. 220 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:45,240 But you could always use the buttons that come with the clothing. 221 00:12:47,050 --> 00:12:49,490 Let's talk about your celebrity impressions. 222 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:50,680 Careful, joy. 223 00:12:52,030 --> 00:12:54,650 I mean, I don't think that anybody really wants to hear 224 00:12:54,660 --> 00:12:57,130 how ricky ricardo would read off of a menu, 225 00:12:57,140 --> 00:12:58,420 especially in a french restaurant. 226 00:12:58,430 --> 00:12:59,440 It doesn't make any sense. 227 00:12:59,450 --> 00:13:00,390 Joy. 228 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,690 - Now, I have some esplainin' to do! - Oh, here it comes! 229 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:05,430 Yeah, here it comes because people love my impressions. 230 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:07,340 My impressions are dead on! 231 00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:10,020 Maybe that's because everyone they're of is dead. 232 00:13:11,630 --> 00:13:15,650 Bill cosby and al pacino are very much alive. 233 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,080 You don't think your impressions are annoying? 234 00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:21,430 Ask anyone. They will tell you. 235 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:23,130 Oh, I will ask anybody. 236 00:13:23,140 --> 00:13:25,560 And they will tell you that your singing 237 00:13:25,570 --> 00:13:28,980 and your back-up singers are out of control! 238 00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:37,100 I just need you to tell my wife that the world is horrified by her singing and ginormous cleavage. 239 00:13:37,770 --> 00:13:43,860 I think you need to tell eddie that his jokes and his impressions weren't even funny when they were on laugh-in. 240 00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:47,630 Come on. 241 00:13:49,380 --> 00:13:51,470 You're looking at her breasts, aren't you? 242 00:13:53,530 --> 00:13:55,710 This is exactly what I'm talking about. 243 00:13:56,050 --> 00:13:57,760 Look, if you guys want to know the truth, 244 00:13:58,180 --> 00:14:00,780 I've seen some eye-rolling about both of you. 245 00:14:00,790 --> 00:14:02,890 What? Steph, come on. That's not true. 246 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:04,810 Yeah, it is. 247 00:14:04,820 --> 00:14:06,450 You're both ridiculous. 248 00:14:10,530 --> 00:14:13,480 So is that how all of you feel? 249 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:15,330 Deb? 250 00:14:15,340 --> 00:14:16,630 Mindy? 251 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:21,130 Oh, are you that freaky happy birthday singing chick? 252 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:26,100 Perhaps. 253 00:14:27,090 --> 00:14:27,980 What about this? 254 00:14:27,990 --> 00:14:29,210 Inappropriate? 255 00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:31,880 It's a bit much. 256 00:14:31,890 --> 00:14:33,590 For my taste. 257 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:36,760 And she stripped to pay for her junior year abroad. 258 00:14:37,580 --> 00:14:38,140 Oh, my god. 259 00:14:38,150 --> 00:14:41,020 But-- but you laughed at my bill cosby impression. 260 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,810 I didn't know that was bill cosby. 261 00:14:46,130 --> 00:14:48,640 I thought that was your weird way of hitting on me, 262 00:14:48,650 --> 00:14:52,530 and I laughed 'cause I thought it was funny that you were hitting on me. 263 00:14:52,950 --> 00:14:54,780 'Cause you're so old. 264 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,240 Thank you for your candor. 265 00:15:11,470 --> 00:15:13,170 Ok. This is good. 266 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,060 We're very dignified. 267 00:15:20,630 --> 00:15:22,170 It's the new us. 268 00:15:22,180 --> 00:15:23,040 No more singing. 269 00:15:23,050 --> 00:15:24,390 No more impressions. 270 00:15:24,730 --> 00:15:29,610 We will honor the teaching career of herb wallach without being sideshow freaks. 271 00:15:29,950 --> 00:15:31,100 Well, I still have that height thing, 272 00:15:31,110 --> 00:15:32,980 but other than that. 273 00:15:33,060 --> 00:15:33,780 Hey, guys! 274 00:15:33,790 --> 00:15:34,930 How are you guys doing? 275 00:15:35,110 --> 00:15:36,180 Great. 276 00:15:36,330 --> 00:15:39,360 We've eliminated music, fun, and breasts from our lives. 277 00:15:40,670 --> 00:15:44,540 Hey, honey, do you happen to know what time it is? 278 00:15:44,550 --> 00:15:46,450 I know it's time to celebrate, 279 00:15:46,460 --> 00:15:49,040 'cause I finished my master's thesis! 280 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,040 What up, new watch! 281 00:15:57,420 --> 00:16:00,150 I don't want to interrupt anyone's fun. 282 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:03,600 I just want to say thank you for this lovely party, 283 00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:06,540 and especially for the last 40 years. 284 00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:08,720 Teaching has been my joy. 285 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:12,190 Of course, if I never see a red pen again, it's ok with me. 286 00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:14,520 No,I'm just kidding. 287 00:16:14,530 --> 00:16:16,820 I've got no beef with red pens. 288 00:16:17,940 --> 00:16:19,080 Anyway, thank you. 289 00:16:19,090 --> 00:16:20,830 Thank you all very much. 290 00:16:23,070 --> 00:16:26,390 You know, my husband used to apologize to me 291 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,570 because he was just a teacher 292 00:16:28,580 --> 00:16:32,810 and couldn't afford to give me the things he thought I might have wanted. 293 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:39,110 But, herb, I want to tell you, I wouldn't change a thing. 294 00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:41,950 Brandon, hit it. 295 00:16:43,110 --> 00:16:48,890 Now,I've had the time of my life no, 296 00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:53,890 I never felt this way before yes, 297 00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:58,180 I swear it's the truth 298 00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:10,240 and I owe it all to you 'cause I've had the time of my life 299 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,710 and I-- 300 00:17:15,030 --> 00:17:16,720 Oh, honey, I think I forgot the words. 301 00:17:16,730 --> 00:17:18,440 Brandon, you just keep on playing. 302 00:17:18,450 --> 00:17:19,680 I'll get it. 303 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:22,350 Get up there. 304 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:24,140 What? 305 00:17:24,150 --> 00:17:25,170 She needs help. 306 00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:26,680 Go ahead. Get up there. 307 00:17:27,370 --> 00:17:29,780 I can'T. People will think that I am ridiculous. 308 00:17:29,790 --> 00:17:31,170 Well, let 'em,'cause you know what? 309 00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:32,320 I was wrong. 310 00:17:32,330 --> 00:17:34,270 I never should have opened up my big mouth. 311 00:17:35,030 --> 00:17:38,130 If I had, you'd still be a bubbly, happy person, 312 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,930 instead of this beaten-down, lifeless dullard. 313 00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:42,130 Now, go ahead. 314 00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:44,130 Get up there and embarrass me, yourself, 315 00:17:44,140 --> 00:17:45,560 and everyone else in this joint. 316 00:17:45,570 --> 00:17:48,310 Because that's the woman I married. 317 00:17:51,430 --> 00:17:52,380 I'll just help her a little. 318 00:17:52,390 --> 00:17:53,860 Ahh, that a girl. 319 00:17:53,870 --> 00:17:55,240 Wait, wait, wait. 320 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,360 Nobody puts these babies in a corner. 321 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:08,200 One thing I can't get enough of 322 00:18:08,820 --> 00:18:15,740 So I'll tell you something this could be love 323 00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:22,410 because I've had the time of my life no, 324 00:18:22,420 --> 00:18:28,490 I never felt this way before never felt this way! 325 00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:35,450 It's the truth and I owe it all to you with my body and soul 326 00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:39,560 I want you more than you'll ever know 327 00:18:39,780 --> 00:18:42,360 so we'll just let it go 328 00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:47,750 don't be afraid to lose control ladies and gentlemen, 329 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:50,230 mr. Louis armstrong! 330 00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:59,080 Just remember You're the one thing I can't get enough of 331 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:04,070 - so I'll tell you something - oh, what is it, baby? 332 00:19:04,670 --> 00:19:06,980 This could be love it could. 333 00:19:06,990 --> 00:19:13,210 Because I've had the time of my life 334 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:18,470 and though I never felt this way before never felt this way Oh, 335 00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:21,950 it's true it's the truth yeah, baby. 336 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:25,170 And i owe it all to you 'cause I oh, yeah I've had yes, 337 00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:29,130 I had the time of my life time of my life! 338 00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:33,430 Ladies and gentlemen** 339 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,220 ** 340 00:19:34,230 --> 00:19:35,080 Uh, no,no-- 341 00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:38,540 it's time for me, darling, to do a number. 342 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:48,540 You are the cat who did that to me babe 343 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:53,530 I'm so proud that you got your master'S. 344 00:19:53,790 --> 00:19:55,700 My baby is a master! 345 00:19:55,710 --> 00:19:57,430 Master of the universe! 346 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,410 Grand master flash! 347 00:19:59,420 --> 00:20:01,890 It is my honor to serve you, master! 348 00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:05,610 It's from I dream of jeannie. 349 00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:06,480 Yeah. 350 00:20:06,490 --> 00:20:08,180 I dream of you never doing that again. 351 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,830 You're going to go out and you're going to be a teacher. 352 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,370 Oh, it's going to be great! 353 00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:14,980 I can't teach with just a master'S. 354 00:20:15,330 --> 00:20:17,240 You need a ph. D. Nowadays. 355 00:20:17,820 --> 00:20:19,750 So, you're going to go for a ph. D? 356 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:20,810 No way! 357 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,120 Those are really hard. 358 00:20:23,230 --> 00:20:25,840 So, why did you get a master's, exactly? 359 00:20:26,260 --> 00:20:29,320 Well, academic advancement. 360 00:20:29,690 --> 00:20:31,050 Personal fulfillment. 361 00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:34,530 I am so angry right now. 362 00:20:36,990 --> 00:20:38,680 Are you ready, grandpa? 363 00:20:41,110 --> 00:20:44,290 Uh, give me a "c," a bouncy "C." 364 00:20:45,670 --> 00:20:47,340 Oh, eddie, you shouldn't have! 365 00:20:49,810 --> 00:20:51,680 There you go, lily. 366 00:20:51,730 --> 00:20:56,280 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0